Five Nights at Freddy's 2 review – inept game-based horror is one of the year's worst

The Five Nights at Freddy's franchise has become a staple of modern youth culture, with its eerie animatronic mascots and gruesome murders. However, the latest installment, Five Nights at Freddy's 2, fails to deliver on its promise of terrorizing audiences.

One of the most glaring issues with this sequel is its inability to convincingly portray the movements and actions of the animatronics. Instead of lurching about with a sense of menacing purpose, they stumble around with all the grace of a drunken toddler. It's as if the filmmakers are trying too hard to replicate the gameplay mechanics of the video game series, resulting in an awkward dance that undermines any attempts at tension or suspense.

The plot itself is equally woeful, meandering aimlessly from one abandoned restaurant to another without any discernible purpose. The characters are thinly drawn and unengaging, with even the usually reliable Piper Rubio and Elizabeth Lail struggling to make an impact. And then there's the inexplicable phone conversation between Wayne Knight's character and his coworkers, which adds nothing to the story whatsoever.

The film's attempts at homage to other horror classics fall flat, with a haphazard mashup of influences that ultimately results in something forgettable. The '80s aesthetic is awkwardly grafted onto an early-00s setting, while the nod to Scream feels like a lazy cash-grab rather than a genuine attempt to pay tribute.

Ultimately, Five Nights at Freddy's 2 is less a horror movie and more a glorified infomercial for the franchise. It lacks any real sense of tension or suspense, instead relying on cheap jump scares and awkwardly staged scenes to try and frighten its audience. Even the usually reliable Scott Cawthon can't elevate this mess into something watchable.

As it stands, Five Nights at Freddy's 2 is a disappointing sequel that fails to deliver on its promise of horror. It's a shallow, poorly written, and ineptly directed film that will likely leave even die-hard fans of the series feeling underwhelmed.
 
ugh i just watched this movie and it was literally so bad 🤦‍♂️ like what were they thinking? the animatronics looked so stiff and awkward lolol the plot was all over the place and the characters were straight out of a bad fanfic 📝 way to ruin the franchise, scott cawthon you could've done better 😔 and can we pls just keep the '80s vibes in the games only? this movie felt like it belonged on the platform at night (no offense to the platform) but seriously, even i, a diehard fan, was disappointed 🎃
 
🤕 i feel like they just phoned in this one, you know? five nights at freddy's has always been about that creepy atmosphere and jump scares, but the 2nd installment just lacks it. i mean, those animatronics look more silly than scary 🤣 and the plot is so convoluted, it makes my head hurt. they're trying too hard to be all '80s horror and it just ends up feeling forced. and don't even get me started on the characters... piper and elizabeth are basically cardboard cutouts 😴. i was really looking forward to this one, but now i'm just gonna stick to watching the original games instead 🎮💀
 
I'm so disappointed with Five Nights at Freddy's 2 🤕👀. I mean, I love the franchise as much as the next person, but this one just feels like a lazy cash-grab. The animatronics are supposed to be these terrifying creatures, but they end up looking and acting like they're stuck in a perpetual state of drunk stumble 😂. And don't even get me started on the plot - it's like they took every random idea from the video game series and mashed them all together into this jumbled mess 🤯.

And what's with the '80s aesthetic? I get that they were trying to go for a retro vibe, but it just feels out of place. It's like they're trying too hard to be cool 😎. The phone conversation between Wayne Knight's character and his coworkers is straight up cringeworthy 📞. And Scott Cawthon can't even save this film? That's gotta hurt 💔.

I'm all for a good horror movie, but Five Nights at Freddy's 2 just doesn't deliver on that front. It's like they're relying on cheap jump scares and awkwardly staged scenes to try and scare us, rather than actually building tension or suspense 🎃. If you're a die-hard fan of the series, I'd say wait for it to come out on streaming - trust me, you won't be missing out on anything 😴
 
Ugh 🤯 I was SO hyped for Five Nights at Freddy's 2 but man... it's like they took all the fun parts from the games and threw them into a lazy movie 🎥 The animatronics are literally just stumbling around like they're trying to trip over their own feet 😂 and don't even get me started on the plot it's like they wrote it in 5 minutes ⏰ I mean what's with all these abandoned restaurants? Can't they come up with something better? 🤷‍♀️ The whole thing just feels like a cash grab to me 💸 And those phone conversations 😒 ugh, give me a break. Overall I'm really disappointed in this one 👎
 
I'm so disappointed with this one 🤕... I mean, I love the Five Nights at Freddy's games, but this movie just doesn't capture the same vibe as the game 😐. The animatronics look creepy, but they're all kinda clumsy and it breaks the whole tension thing for me 🙅‍♀️. And don't even get me started on the plot - it's like they were trying to include too many Easter eggs and it just ends up being confusing 🤯. I was expecting a super scary movie, but this one's more like a bunch of jump scares strung together 💀. Not my fave, sadly 😐.
 
omg i just got back from the most random road trip with my friends 🤣 we were driving through this tiny town in nevada and we stumbled upon a massive thrift store 🛍️ and i swear, it was like a treasure trove of weirdness and awesomeness... i found an entire collection of velvet Elvis paintings 🎨 and my friend found a vintage typewriter that still worked 💻. anyway, back to the movie... 5 nights at freddy's is just so cheesy 😂 and i love it for that reason alone 👀
 
I just rewatched Five Nights at Freddy's I (not this one lol) and it was still so scary 😂👻... but seriously, what happened to the jump scares in FNAF 2? They're all super weak now 🤣 and don't even get me started on the animatronic movements - they're like stiff dolls trying to do dance moves 💀... I mean, come on guys, you can't just copy gameplay mechanics from the game without making it feel awkward in the movie format 🎥. The plot's all over the place too, it feels like they took bits and bobs from different games and tried to mash them together into a story 🤔. And what's with the lack of tension? I mean, I was laughing at some parts because they were so bad 😂... anyway, gotta agree that FNAF 2 is not as scary as we thought it'd be 👻💀
 
ugh, what a letdown 🤕... i mean, who wants to watch animatronics walk around like they're having a seizure lol? and don't even get me started on the plot - it's just like they took every abandoned restaurant in the 80s and mashed them all together into one big mess 🚮. and what's up with the phone conversation? so out of nowhere and serves no purpose 😒... i was really hoping for something that would get my heart racing, but instead i was just bored outta my mind 😴. it's like they tried to make a game come alive on screen, but ended up making a mess 🎮💔
 
I'm telling you, something fishy went down with this movie 🤔. The animatronics look like they were made by some kid playing with toys and the plot is as convoluted as a spider's web. I mean, what's up with that phone conversation? It seems like a total cop-out to me 📞. And don't even get me started on the '80s vibe – it's like they mixed in some old VHS tapes and called it a day 🎥. The whole thing feels like a cash-grab, if you ask me 💸. I'm not buying into this "horror" label; to me, it just looks like a bunch of cheap tricks to spook the audience 👻.
 
ugh i just watched five nights at freddy's 2 with my bf and it was SO boring lol he's actually part of the fandom btw we were both expecting more from the sequel but honestly the animatronics were so awkward 🤣 like what even is their deal? and don't even get me started on the plot it was all over the place 🙄 i swear we fell asleep twice during the movie 😴 my bf got up to grab a snack mid-movie lol anyway yeah five nights at freddy's 2 is definitely not worth watching if u wanna be scared watch scream instead 💀👻
 
I'm soooo disappointed with Five Nights at Freddy's 2 🤕! I was hyped to see my fave animatronics in action again, but they just looked like awkward robots on wheels 😂. The plot was meh too, it felt like they were just phoning it in and relying on jump scares instead of actual tension. And what's up with the phone convo? 📞 ugh! Scott Cawthon can't save this mess even! I'm gonna go watch the games again to get my FNAF fix, tbh 💀.
 
I'm soooo disappointed in this movie 🤕😔 Five Nights at Freddy's 2 is like, totally not scary at all 🙅‍♂️ The animatronics just look and move weirdly, like they're stuck in a bad video game 😂 And the plot is so meh, it just goes on and on without any real purpose or twist 🔁 I mean, I love Piper Rubio, but even she can't save this movie 🤷‍♀️ The jump scares are super lame too, like they're not even trying to be scary anymore 😴 Overall, if you're a fan of the series, you might wanna skip this one... trust me, it's just gonna leave you feeling disappointed 😔
 
🤦‍♀️ I mean, I love the Five Nights at Freddy's games myself, but this movie just felt like it was phoning it in 📞. They took all the creepy atmosphere and jump scares from the game and just slapped them onto a meh plot. It felt like they were more worried about getting the merch right (lol) than actually crafting a good story or characters. And don't even get me started on the animatronics - it was like they just threw some lazy animation in there and hoped for the best 🤖. I mean, I'm all for some nostalgic horror vibes, but this felt more like a cash-grab than an actual attempt at creating something scary or thought-provoking 💸.
 
🤕 This new Five Nights at Freddy's movie is such a letdown 🎥👀 I mean, I love the original game, but this sequel just doesn't do it justice. The animatronics are all stiff and awkward, like they're not even trying to scare us 😂. And don't even get me started on the plot - it's like they took a bunch of random parts from different horror movies and mashed them together without any real coherence 🤯.

I was expecting something really terrifying, but instead I got some cheap jump scares and cringeworthy moments that just made me roll my eyes 😳. The acting is also super poor, especially from the main characters. And what's up with the phone conversation between Wayne Knight and his coworkers? 📞👀 Who thought that was a good idea?

Overall, I'd say this movie is more of a glorified infomercial for the franchise than an actual horror movie 😒. It just doesn't deliver on its promise of tension or suspense, and it's not even scary 🎃. Even fans of the series might be disappointed by how shallow and poorly written it is. 👎
 
🤦‍♂️ honestly think five nights at freddy's 2 is a waste of time, they really couldn't nail down the animatronics movements and the plot just meanders around like a lost soul 🕵️‍♂️, feels like they're trying too hard to recreate the game and it ends up looking awkward 🤪, and don't even get me started on the phone convo 😴, it's like they thought we'd all be excited about some dude talking on the phone 💬...
 
🤕 I don't get why they bothered making another one... it just feels like a rehash of the same old gameplay mechanics from the games 🎮. And don't even get me started on how they handled the animatronic movements, it's all so awkward and unconvincing 😂. The plot is super thin and the characters are barely even there, I mean what's up with Piper Rubio and Elizabeth Lail? They're usually talented actresses but here they just feel like cardboard cutouts 💀. And honestly, that phone conversation was just a total waste of time 📞. It feels like they just phoned it in (pun intended) instead of trying to put some actual effort into the movie. 😐
 
🤔 u guys know what's worse than a bad horror movie? A bad horror movie based on a super popular game 🤖 Five Nights at Freddy's 2 is literally the definition of lazy filmmaking 🙄 they took the gameplay mechanics from the game and made them into actual characters, but like, without any finesse or subtlety 🕷️ it's just awkward and cringeworthy 😂 and don't even get me started on the plot, it's like a jumbled mess of random locations and unengaging characters 🚮 what's with all the jump scares tho? is that really scary? 😴 they're not even trying to create tension or suspense, just relying on cheap tricks to keep you on the edge of your seat 👀 newsflash: it doesn't work that way 😒
 
I'm thoroughly unimpressed with the latest installment in the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise 🤔. The animatronic movements are laughable and lack any semblance of menace, making it hard to suspend disbelief when watching these supposedly terrifying characters stumble about on screen 😂. The plot is a meandering mess, feeling like a lazy cash-grab that relies too heavily on jump scares rather than building tension or suspense 🚨. It's clear the filmmakers were more interested in pandering to fans of the series rather than trying to craft a genuine horror movie 🤷‍♂️. Overall, it's a shallow and poorly executed film that fails to deliver on its promise of terrorizing audiences 😐.
 
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