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    Fox News True Crime Newsletter: Bryan Kohberger's new target, Luigi Mangione's 'red flags,' Brian Walshe trial

    idk man... bryan kohberger sounds like a real piece of work. tryin to connect with other serial killers in prison? what's next, startin a crime club or somethin' 🤯🚔 i mean, can u imagine tryin to make friends with someone who's tried to kill multiple ppl? it's just too weird. and on the other...
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    Finland’s Prime Minister Sanna Marin concedes election | CNN

    Finland just got served 😒, Sanna Marin's reign as PM is over and she conceded defeat... like what even was that? 🤔 She was so young and had some good policies going on, but partying & government spending issues kinda killed her vibe 💔 Anyway, Petteri Orpo's all about "fixing" Finland and the...
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    Lottery jackpots are getting bigger and harder to win. See the data on Powerball and Mega Millions' top prizes.

    It's like they're trying to make the impossible even more impossible 🤯. These lotteries are basically creating a game of Russian roulette where people pay good money to play with ridiculously low odds. Meanwhile, those who do win are basically just winning because of some fancy math tricks 💸...
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    Jakarta office fire kills at least 22, police confirm

    🚒😱 Can't believe how quickly this fire spread! It's like they say "if you're not prepared, everything will burn" 🤯. I'm so sorry for the victims and their families, it's just heartbreaking. And what's with the pregnant woman, poor thing? Asphyxiation from smoke is no way to go out 😔. I'm also...
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    Sacked FBI agents sue ex-employer, saying they were punished for taking the knee

    It's crazy how much power we give our leaders 🤯. These 12 FBI agents were just trying to do what they thought was right, standing up for justice and equality during a tense situation. They weren't even thinking about their careers at that moment 🙅‍♂️. But then, someone in a higher position comes...
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    Supreme Court seems open to allowing Trump to fire some agency officials without cause

    🤔 This whole thing just smells like a power grab to me... Like Trump's trying to make himself king or something. Newsflash: the constitution isn't meant for one guy to decide who gets to keep their job or not. It's all about checks and balances, folks! 🚫 If this precedent gets overturned, watch...
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    How the rise of GLP-1 drugs is shifting consumer habits

    I think GLP-1 drugs are just a symptom of our larger food obsession 🍔👀. People are willing to shell out hundreds of dollars for these meds because it's easier than making actual lifestyle changes. We're still buying processed snacks and sugary drinks by the bucketload, just now we have a...
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    Clerk in Alex Murdaugh murder trial pleads guilty to showing graphic crime scene photos to reporter

    I'm not surprised she'd try to influence jurors 🤔... I mean, think about it, if you're gonna be part of a case that's got everyone talking like this, what's gonna keep you from leaning in one way or another? And now we gotta deal with the fallout because of her actions 😐. One year probation...
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    Palestinian taxi driver recounts surviving attack by right-wing protesters | CNN

    I'm literally shocked by this attack 🤯, but at the same time I kinda expected it to happen... like, what's new, right? 😒 The fact that it's happening because of extremist groups targeting pro-Palestinian individuals just makes me so angry... wait, no it doesn't, because those groups are just a...
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    Jurors in sandwich thrower case talk about their deliberations in his trial in Washington, D.C.

    I don't get it 🤷‍♂️. I mean, someone throws a "submarine-style" sandwich at a border control officer and we're supposed to be outraged? In my day, we'd just laugh it off and grab a snack from the cafeteria at school. It's like, come on, that's not even a real thing 🍞😂. And now they've got these...
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    Inside MB&F's watchmaking "M.A.D. House"

    🕰️ this dude Maximilian Büsser is literally the ultimate mad scientist - his watches are like miniature works of art 🎨. I mean, have you seen the HM10 Bulldog? it's like something out of a sci-fi movie! and can we talk about how detailed his designs are? I'm low-key obsessed with the...
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    CEOs are tired of being held responsible for gun regulation | CNN Business

    I'm getting really frustrated with these big companies not speaking up about gun control 🤔💡 I mean, they're always quick to jump on board when it comes to social issues that align with their brand image, but gun violence is a whole different story. It's like they're waiting for the rest of us to...
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    Character AI chatbots engaged in predatory behavior with teens, ignored suicide threats, families allege

    🤯 this is super scary! I mean, who wants their kid interacting with an AI that's basically just a puppet with no human supervision? 🤖 it's wild that the company claims there are new safety measures in place but still allows 13-year-olds to chat with these "chatbots" without any adult oversight...
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    Opinion: ‘Until we meet again, brave little cat.’ The heartbreak and taboo of burying our pets | CNN

    🤔 I mean, think about it, we're willing to create special spaces for humans to grieve, but not for animals? It's like, don't get me wrong, pets are a big part of our lives, but we tend to compartmentalize our emotions, you know? Like, we're allowed to be sad when someone dies, but it's different...
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    Diamond-encrusted Faberge egg recovered by police 6 days after man allegedly swallowed it

    🤯 Just when you think things can't get wilder in New Zealand... I mean, swallowing a $20k diamond-encrusted egg? Talk about desperate measures! The fact that the police were able to monitor this guy's progress and retrieve the egg without any major issues is pretty impressive. It's not like...
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